Santa Banta Jokes

Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,

but forgot to stop it!!

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Santa: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya

Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English

Santa: My londa gironda from Hero Honda !!!

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. 

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks

Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

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Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?

Santa: For what ?

Salesman: For ants

Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!

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The most dangerous joke till date:

Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?

Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!

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 santa - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.

Santa - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 

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Santa - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Banta - I can eat 6 apples.

Santa - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not an empty stomach!

Banta: Wow superb joke. I'll tell my friend..

Bant to Rahul - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?

Rahul - I can eat 10.

Banta - Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 

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Santa calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Santa- When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk - Dear Santa, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.

Santa - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help Desk - !!!!!

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Santa vs Banta. Question to both in a competition.

What is half of 8?

Santa: 4

Banta: Depend karta hai .... agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''

Santa still unconscious...!!!

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Santa: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?

Santa Dad: Income Tax Returns.

Santa: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Santa Dad: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!

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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...

Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...

Everybody started running except Santa.

Referee - Y r u not running...?

Santa - My number is 4.

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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....

Santa: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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 Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied...

French : I think I dont smoke (died).

American : I think I love my wife (died).

Santa: I think.. (died)

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Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Santa - What should we do now?

Banta- We'll take 50:50.

Santa- What about the remaining 900?

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Santa: Let's go for movie. 

Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

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Santa reading newspaper..

News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!

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Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,

ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

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Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta:/ Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.

Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!.....

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Santa : U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

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